hehe these are demented...

Well when i was younger my half sister taught me a song that her grandma taught her.
It goes "One early morning i brought her a rose, shes making my breakfast and picking her nose, i picked up a skillet and hit her fat head, she choked on a bugar and flopped over dead."
XDDD interesting no?

I also learned songs from my mom such as:

"Oh I wish i was a little piece of glass, Oh i wish I was a little piece of glass. I'd go cutty cutty cutty and make everybody bloody, Oh I wish I was a little piece of glass."

"Oh I wish I was a little bottle of coke, Oh i wish I was a little bottle of coke. I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp, Oh I wish I was a little bottle of coke."

"Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap, Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap. I'd go slidy slidy slidy and make everybody die, Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap."

Also when I was younger my sister used to make me cry by saying in a really creepy voice... (imagine a sweet innocent little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes which was my sister) (by the way she has the most evil laugh EVER)

" And theres only one way out... muahahahahahaaaaa...but of course...theres always my way..."

shes a couple months older than me. *twitch*

Oh and she randomly texts me and says have you checked on the children...? muahahaaa